saying yes to two people on gumtree when there is only one 20l bag of cat litter to pick up, that's how i get my adrenaline. that's how i feel something

turns out the mind body problem was a deal breaker

parental visit: give them a couple of pints and watch them ho hum about how much that house would cost to buy (more than your life)

watching a documentary with my cat about why she's such an arsehole

there is nothing worse you can do to me than to buy me something ugly i have to own

we played firewatch on the weekend and i just want to know why henry is animated like such an oaf. just put it down on the table why are you throwing it across the room

nintendo are the best game company https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2mCqUSDCJE

when i hear you talking in the other room i want to come and listen. i know i've already heard it

i wrote this about the accessibility project at buzzfeed and what it means to me https://tech.buzzfeed.com/accessible-buzzfeed-2e1f3f94f352

the broken tap in my house emitting a loud sine wave day and night is very cool