the real victim of all of this is jack, who has to see himself in the facetime preview far more than he'd like

devastating ourselves with sad books of an evening

there must be so much food in the wrong place in this country right now

am i depressed again or did i just forget my afternoon coffee

on strike until the rain stops

you have died. you must complete your tasks.

just realised i dont know what counts as an animal, will report back

we voided some warranties tonight

500mg mashed potato every 5 minutes for 5 days

sometimes i'm struck by a thought and it's so awful and boring it chills me to the bone: what if i put the protein powder in a kilner jar with a little label