am i depressed again or did i just forget my afternoon coffee

on strike until the rain stops

you have died. you must complete your tasks.

just realised i dont know what counts as an animal, will report back

we voided some warranties tonight

500mg mashed potato every 5 minutes for 5 days

sometimes i'm struck by a thought and it's so awful and boring it chills me to the bone: what if i put the protein powder in a kilner jar with a little label

the coronavirus is a huge boon for Big QR Code

saying yes to two people on gumtree when there is only one 20l bag of cat litter to pick up, that's how i get my adrenaline. that's how i feel something

turns out the mind body problem was a deal breaker