What's the worst thing you've ever done?

We watched The Drama this afternoon and had the inevitable chat on the way home. We're both all quite boring in comparison. We're unrepentant thieves. We were high school floozies. By the time we were crossing the canal, it was early evening and the cafés terraces were still full of people. The city's summer face fully emerged while we were in Mexico and it's a lot of boys in Adidas…