rode my bike until the pedal fell off today (almost immediately, not that good at putting a bike together)

screaming into the postbox, just popping that right in the post for you

and now everything is worse

in a way haven't we all been wearing masks this whole ti-

when we get out of here everybody's going to be so bad at hanging out. gonna be at a party where nobody knows how to stand cause they're only used to socialising from the chest up.

house full of dead tulips

i apologise for my repetitive, faulty, and annoying tweets today but also every day

daddy what did you do in the covid war, son i worked on user retention for our platform

ok here’s the next round of the quiz and you’re all gonna fuckin hate it ok good here we go

my cat is going to murder me in the night one day and i love her for it