i made this for myself and anybody who needs to donate to a bail fund https://really.lol/post/activist-relief-resources/

i got my white picket fence tyvm

lemon drizzle cakes are profane

cat trying to kill me

i just feel like the relationship is missing something, like dastardly cunning and the element of surprise

glaring at the sun outside as is tradition

press the brain firmly down into the juicer to produce one (1) mistake

i am the schlemiel. i am the schlamazel.

rode my bike until the pedal fell off today (almost immediately, not that good at putting a bike together)

screaming into the postbox, just popping that right in the post for you

and now everything is worse

house full of dead tulips

in a way haven't we all been wearing masks this whole ti-

when we get out of here everybody's going to be so bad at hanging out. gonna be at a party where nobody knows how to stand cause they're only used to socialising from the chest up.

daddy what did you do in the covid war, son i worked on user retention

i apologise for my repetitive, faulty, and annoying tweets today but also every day

ok here’s the next round of the quiz and you’re all gonna fuckin hate it

my cat is going to murder me in the night one day and i love her for it

python is a language for nasty weirdos

lost my bike so ran to chat with the deer

april's playlist closed for business

in a lot of ways we are all google meat

bought a laser pointer for the cat to confirm that she is really stupid

all out herbs have grown except the thyme. makes u think

brain runs out of yesyes juice within 1 day if i dont run around or lift

every morning in lockdown i come downstairs singing a beautiful day in

i will roast and eat cauliflower until i am successful

listen kid i can make all the pain stop right now, all you have to do is

no longer ready for a week of rain

the guys at the veg market are just selling us bigger and bigger

chris hemsworth explodes 300 heads (2020) dir. herzog

plumbing netflix for the latest trash to eat

look up noam gabo when all this is over

ready for a week of rain