“was thinking about how snow covered london looks from the sky and remembered that was something you used to get to see sometimes”
“screaming AND THEN in the brief moments between nothings happening”
“omg the gme millionaire guy is cousin greg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIVscxs9oJg”
“wake up and say something”
“quick q what happens to the cat's soul in soul”
“i was cursed to only speak in long, eloquent prose directly from my arse”
“haggus”
“look im sorry but My Neeps My Tats My Whisky And My”
“where do all the sleds come from”
“here hold this it tells you everything thats going on everywhere all at once but without any context”
“my ideal dog is unimaginably huge, larger than the earth. a lovecraftian titan who wants a scritch that can never be got”
“when u refer to a letter or its content outside of the context of a letter its considered breaking kayfabe and is frowned upon in the civil war reenactment community”
“winding it in for everybodys sake”
“all that stands between me and the void is one to two hours of shit tv a night”
“i get back from running in the park and i deliver my morning dog report in full and at length”
“desperately upset that the @secondgentleman handle is taken”
“i like the nervous host energy of the guy who wipes down the mic and lectern. do you want any more drinks? sorry the house is a real mess i didn't have much warning ahahaha”
“npm install logs being like wow this blew up here's my soundcloud and onlyfans support open source”
“cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; every time you try and change the bin the bag will be a bit small and will rip a bit”
“well look at you all stressed out and nowhere to go”
“devastating ourselves with sad books of an evening”
“running far enough that all the bits of my body fall off until im a head in a bin”
“the real victim of all of this is jack, who has to see himself in the facetime preview far more than he'd like”
“watching them play gwent. throwing my beer and popcorn at the tv when the call's bullshit”
“there must be so much food in the wrong place in this country right now”
