“dreamed that the berlin cdu banned bike helmets because they were damaging car bodywork”

“sometimes the absolute banality of work breaks thru my resolve and i just get crushed by a wave of despair. nothing even happened. it's just like the curtain wafted open a little bit when i wasn't paying attention and i was blasted by kms rays”

“tim needs to do more if he's going to give the massed humanity a brief reprieve from considering the burning of the republic. he simply must bring more whizzbangs”

“i've got that cèilidh leg”