Notes
my ideal dog is unimaginably huge, larger than the earth. a lovecraftian titan who wants a scritch that can never be got
winding it in for everybodys sake
i get back from running in the park and i deliver my morning dog report in full and at length
all that stands between me and the void is one to two hours of shit tv a night
i like the nervous host energy of the guy who wipes down the mic and lectern. do you want any more drinks? sorry the house is a real mess i didn't have much warning ahahaha
desperately upset that the @secondgentleman handle is taken
npm install logs being like wow this blew up here's my soundcloud and onlyfans support open source
well look at you all stressed out and nowhere to go
cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; every time you try and change the bin the bag will be a bit small and will rip a bit
devastating ourselves with sad books of an evening
the real victim of all of this is jack, who has to see himself in the facetime preview far more than he'd like
running far enough that all the bits of my body fall off until im a head in a bin
watching them play gwent. throwing my beer and popcorn at the tv when the call's bullshit
there must be so much food in the wrong place in this country right now
am i depressed again or did i just forget my afternoon coffee
on strike until the rain stops
you have died. you must complete your tasks.
just realised i dont know what counts as an animal, will report back
we voided some warranties tonight
500mg mashed potato every 5 minutes for 5 days
sometimes i'm struck by a thought and it's so awful and boring it chills me to the bone: what if i put the protein powder in a kilner jar with a little label
the coronavirus is a huge boon for Big QR Code
saying yes to two people on gumtree when there is only one 20l bag of cat litter to pick up, that's how i get my adrenaline. that's how i feel something
turns out the mind body problem was a deal breaker
parental visit: give them a couple of pints and watch them ho hum about how much that house would cost to buy (more than your life)
watching a documentary with my cat about why she's such an arsehole
there is nothing worse you can do to me than to buy me something ugly i have to own
we played firewatch on the weekend and i just want to know why henry is animated like such an oaf. just put it down on the table why are you throwing it across the room
nintendo are the best game company https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2mCqUSDCJE
when i hear you talking in the other room i want to come and listen. i know i've already heard it