Notes
i wrote this about the accessibility project at buzzfeed and what it means to me https://tech.buzzfeed.com/accessible-buzzfeed-2e1f3f94f352
the broken tap in my house emitting a loud sine wave day and night is very cool
we've decided the cat's head is too small
breaking up with my gym in a beautiful period building because the new one has a heated pool (cowardice)
throwing all the stuff i don't want directly into the garden because i am composting look it up
running into the cobbler and sweating all over the guy while i get him to cut a key for me quickly and he just doesnt give a shit who im robbing
i made this for myself and anybody who needs to donate to a bail fund https://really.lol/post/activist-relief-resources/
i got my white picket fence tyvm
lemon drizzle cakes are profane
cat trying to kill me
i just feel like the relationship is missing something, like dastardly cunning and the element of surprise
glaring at the sun outside as is tradition
press the brain firmly down into the juicer to produce one (1) mistake
i am the schlemiel. i am the schlamazel.
screaming into the postbox, just popping that right in the post for you
rode my bike until the pedal fell off today (almost immediately, not that good at putting a bike together)
house full of dead tulips
when we get out of here everybody's going to be so bad at hanging out. gonna be at a party where nobody knows how to stand cause they're only used to socialising from the chest up.
in a way haven't we all been wearing masks this whole ti-
and now everything is worse
daddy what did you do in the covid war, son i worked on user retention for our platform
i apologise for my repetitive, faulty, and annoying tweets today but also every day
ok here’s the next round of the quiz and you’re all gonna fuckin hate it ok good here we go
my cat is going to murder me in the night one day and i love her for it
python is a language for nasty weirdos
lost my bike so ran to chat with the deer
april's playlist closed for business https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6aFXPrh6hhGMsczzzxtZcN?si=vtTipqd3Q2aYZiYVKJO2Uw
in a lot of ways we are all google meat
bought a laser pointer for the cat to confirm that she is really stupid
brain runs out of yesyes juice within 1 day if i dont run around or lift heavy things