“what if we chartered a boat, i said”

“steaming, chewable air. air you could squeeze out of a tube”

“every time i do a big stretch, something right in my sternum pops. so there's that.”

“I am deathly afraid of winding up in a business park, lining up for the burger van because it's hump day.”

“The future of work is you getting ground up into a paste and superheated to make an adhesive that provides a reliable hold on both smooth and textured surfaces.”

“once you start running for mental health, you have to make a daily choice. either your legs hurt or your brain hurts.”